Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesMage Hurdles Pile of Dead Horses at Finish Line to Win Kentucky DerbyLouisville, KY — After an unusually dangerous buildup to Derby Day that saw seven horses die, Mage was able to leap over the mound of…May 6, 2023May 6, 2023
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesSpaceX Rebrands as CrematoriumHawthorne, CA — After their latest starship exploded minutes after launch, SpaceX has seamlessly pivoted their business model from space…Apr 20, 2023Apr 20, 2023
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesChatGPT-4 Capable of Giving You a Little KissOpen AI has released ChatGPT-4, the latest version of their revolutionary chat bot, and it has some exciting new capabilities that older…Mar 18, 2023Mar 18, 2023
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesGeorge Santos Excited to Celebrate His Heritage During Black History MonthWashington DC — Representative George Santos is looking forward to honoring his African-American heritage throughout Black History Month…Feb 1, 2023Feb 1, 2023
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesUnarmed Black Man Being Killed by Black Police Officers is a Sign of Tremendous Progress, Say…Memphis, TN — Tyre Nichols, an unarmed Black man, being beaten to death by five Black police officers rather than racist white ones is a…Jan 31, 2023Jan 31, 2023
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesMan Wearing Camouflage to Movie Theater Not There to Shoot Up the PlaceProvidence, RI — A local man wearing camouflage to the movie theater has no intention of committing a mass shooting, authorities confirmed.Dec 19, 2022Dec 19, 2022
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesHerschel Walker Asks Mitch McConnell to Tell Him About the RabbitsDallas, TX — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell met Herschel Walker at his Texas residence where Walker asked McConnell to tell him…Dec 13, 2022Dec 13, 2022
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesOdell Beckham Jr. Trying to Join Cowboys But Can’t Because Jerry Jones is Blocking EntranceArlington, TX — Highly sought-after free agent wide receiver, Odell Beckham Jr., has reportedly chosen the Dallas Cowboys but is unable to…Nov 30, 2022Nov 30, 2022
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesNational Security Blunder!Washington DC — President Biden pardoned two turkeys in keeping with Presidential Thanksgiving tradition. Unfortunately, he did not do his…Nov 24, 2022Nov 24, 2022
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesWorld Cup Observes 6,500 Moments of Silence for Construction Workers Who Died Building StadiumsAl Khor, QA — Prior to the opening game of the 2022 World Cup between Qatar and Ecuador, the stadium observed 6,500 one-minute moments of…Nov 20, 20221Nov 20, 20221