ChatGPT-4 Capable of Giving You a Little Kiss

Kyle Qualls
The Journal Post Times
2 min readMar 18, 2023

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Open AI has released ChatGPT-4, the latest version of their revolutionary chat bot, and it has some exciting new capabilities that older versions didn’t.

It can take visual inputs and turn them into text outputs, turn a sketch of a web page and turn it into a rudimentary but functioning website, and can even give you a kiss.

“What surprised us about this newest version is that if it has reason to think the user is in a bad mood, it’ll sometimes give them a tender smooch on the cheek to lift their spirits,” said Sam Altman, CEO of Open AI. “No tongue or anything weird like that. It’s just a nice, wholesome feature.”

The implications of such technology are truly world changing. Within an incredibly short amount of time, productivity will skyrocket. Workplaces will be full of people using AI to help them create products better than what they could on their own. Also they’ll get kissed a lot more.

Sometimes it’s on the ear but ChatGPT’s developers assure users it’s not sexual or anything.

Altman says the goal for GPT-5 will be that it will be able to sense if users are particularly stressed and be able to give it a quick hand job.

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Kyle Qualls
The Journal Post Times

Aspiring comedy writer featured on Points In Case and Funny-ish. He bets you’re not man enough to contact him at kyleaqualls@gmail.com with a job offer.