Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesMage Hurdles Pile of Dead Horses at Finish Line to Win Kentucky DerbyLouisville, KY — After an unusually dangerous buildup to Derby Day that saw seven horses die, Mage was able to leap over the mound of…2 min read·May 6, 2023----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesSpaceX Rebrands as CrematoriumHawthorne, CA — After their latest starship exploded minutes after launch, SpaceX has seamlessly pivoted their business model from space…1 min read·Apr 20, 2023----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesChatGPT-4 Capable of Giving You a Little KissOpen AI has released ChatGPT-4, the latest version of their revolutionary chat bot, and it has some exciting new capabilities that older…2 min read·Mar 18, 2023----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesGeorge Santos Excited to Celebrate His Heritage During Black History MonthWashington DC — Representative George Santos is looking forward to honoring his African-American heritage throughout Black History Month…2 min read·Feb 1, 2023----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesUnarmed Black Man Being Killed by Black Police Officers is a Sign of Tremendous Progress, Say…Memphis, TN — Tyre Nichols, an unarmed Black man, being beaten to death by five Black police officers rather than racist white ones is a…1 min read·Jan 31, 2023----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesMan Wearing Camouflage to Movie Theater Not There to Shoot Up the PlaceProvidence, RI — A local man wearing camouflage to the movie theater has no intention of committing a mass shooting, authorities confirmed.2 min read·Dec 19, 2022----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesHerschel Walker Asks Mitch McConnell to Tell Him About the RabbitsDallas, TX — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell met Herschel Walker at his Texas residence where Walker asked McConnell to tell him…1 min read·Dec 13, 2022----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesOdell Beckham Jr. Trying to Join Cowboys But Can’t Because Jerry Jones is Blocking EntranceArlington, TX — Highly sought-after free agent wide receiver, Odell Beckham Jr., has reportedly chosen the Dallas Cowboys but is unable to…2 min read·Nov 30, 2022----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesNational Security Blunder!Washington DC — President Biden pardoned two turkeys in keeping with Presidential Thanksgiving tradition. Unfortunately, he did not do his…2 min read·Nov 24, 2022----
Kyle QuallsinThe Journal Post TimesWorld Cup Observes 6,500 Moments of Silence for Construction Workers Who Died Building StadiumsAl Khor, QA — Prior to the opening game of the 2022 World Cup between Qatar and Ecuador, the stadium observed 6,500 one-minute moments of…2 min read·Nov 20, 2022--1--1