New York, NY — Former Democratic candidate for President, Andrew Yang, has joined with disaffected Republicans to form their own political party in which Yang is already trailing in the polls for a potential Presidential nominee. “I really think I can turn these poll numbers around by 2024,” said Yang…

Washington D.C. — As North America and Europe are in the grips of nearly unprecedented heat waves, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer stressed that now is the time to rise up and continue waiting to pass any meaningful legislation addressing climate change. “My friends, now is the time for bold…

Dayton, OH — A cashier at the local Walgreens pharmacy and convenience store refused to sell a customer a loaf of bread because of personally held paleo diet beliefs. Walgreens’ company policy is that their employees don’t have to fill prescriptions or sell products to which they have a ‘moral…

Washington D.C. — In the wake of Roe v. Wade being overturned by the Supreme Court, there’s been lots of speculation that contraception, gay marriage, and even interracial marriage could lose federal protections next. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas recently disclosed to the media that he is in fact trying…

Montgomery, AL — A leaked opinion draft from the U.S. Supreme Court that could indicate Roe v. Wade may be overturned has many Americans worried about the possibility of unprecedented times when it’s difficult to have an abortion in Alabama. Alabama has abided by the original Roe v. Wade decision…

Hollywood, CA — Comedian Chris Rock took things way too far when he made the unconscionable decision to tell jokes during the Oscars. He was promptly which put in his place when actor Will Smith went on stage and slapped him. The incident happened after Rock made a joke directed…

Washington DC — A solemn President Biden and Vice President Harris spoke at the United States Capitol exactly one year after nothing happened. “It was just one year ago that a mob, inspired by a defeated President, charged these hallowed halls and held a knife to the throat of democracy,”…

A new study from the University of Southern California finds that this coming year will not be any better than the last and that any energy spent on hoping for anything better is wasted. New Year’s Day often gives people a renewed sense of optimism both for themselves and the…

The North Pole — During his yearly trip to deliver gifts to all the good children of the world, Santa Claus was unknowingly infected with the highly contagious omicron variant of the coronavirus and now millions of global cases can be traced back to him. “I admit that it may…